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Canterbury Borat

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Along on the trip,
We meet a nit wit,
Who we come to know as Borat.
Dressed in his nice suit,
Your dog he will shoot,
So hold on to your bird and cat.
His government send,
Him here and they lend,
Him their camera for his shoot.
And so you must see,
Him on the T.V.
Or he will be-a execute.
As a reporter,
He tells tales shorter,
Of America for his land.
But if you a Jew,
He a crush-a you,
Very simply with his right hand.
Beware of this man,
From Kazakhstan,
He will steal your sister or mine.
And with no remorse,
He treat her like horse,
He knows it is a-sexy time.
We are currently working on the Canterbury tales for English...and as an assignment for class we were supposed to pick a character of any sort to write about as if they were going on our classroom pilgrimage...

I chose Borat...
All we needed was 24 lines, describe the character, his occupation and his motive..so..here you are :D
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LydiaCrumb's avatar
That was very funny. I hope it earned you a high mark on the assignment, because it gets an A+ from me.